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As a result of this country’s love for litigation, my lawyers and I thought it would be best if we addressed some legal issues up front.

Let it be known: If in the course of reading these books and testing out any of the recipes, you, in any way suffer physical, emotional or any other type of injury known or not known to the human race, Whipped & Beaten Culinary Works, Inc. and the books’ author assume no liability.

If you in any way utilize these books for purposes they were not intended such as:

  • trying to have sex with them
  • deciding to shove them up your spouse’s, partner’s or anyone else’s ass
  • utilizing any of the pages to clean up bodily excrement,

Whipped & Beaten Culinary Works, Inc. and the books’ author again, assume no liability. No liability at all. I mean it. Seriously. None.

If you attempt a recipe and screw it up, IT IS ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT. This includes but is not limited to:

  • buying spoiled food;
  • under- or over-cooking any product mentioned;
  • incurring any injury in the process of reading about, preparing or consuming the meals. Including, but not limited to:
    • burns incurred during preparation
    • lacerations incurred while preparing the food
    • burns incurred from your spouse, partner or pet spreading hot, prepared food on your body or vice versa
    • lacerations incurred while stabbing someone or getting stabbed on or near the book
    • suffering a heart attack while having sex on or near the book
    • incurring a paper cut while turning the pages.

In short, you are on your own. If you choose to continue reading this website and subsequently to try a free recipe, do so AT YOUR OWN DAMN RISK!

Also, don’t you dare let me catch you using any part of this website or the books without the express written consent of the publisher, the author, or Whipped & Beaten Culinary Works, Inc. As all material is protected by copyright laws, you will be severely punished by the full extent of the law… and by me. And let me tell you, bitch. You certainly don’t want that. Believe me.

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