CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE A MegaBit@h!
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You’re done being a basic bit@h. None of that common nonsense for you!
Raise your head high, be proud and own your MegaBit@h status! As a result, you are now entitled to have it all, including:
- A permanent 10% discount on all of our Bit@h Store products! (your 10% discount is automatically reflected in the prices you see when you visit the Bit@h Store – see below for details)
- Access to all of our premium recipes and cooking lessons- All of the basic bit@hes will be blocked from this content. You however, will be granted permission to see every bit@hin’ entry on this site!
- The ability to create your very own Recipe Box of your favorite recipes. The basic bit@hes will have to scavenge through the site to find their favorites like the lowly peasants they are.
- The ability to view and print shopping lists so you never forget anything at the store again! The basic bit@hes will have to use their damn memories.
- Your free electronic copy of “Get in the Kitchen, Bit@hes!”
- Ability to enter contests and win free sh!t!
YOUR Megabit@h DISCOUNT!
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Your 10% discount is good as long as you are a MegaBit@h!
You get 10% off of all of our products even when they are on sale! You don’t have to do anything! The price you see in the Bit@h Store already includes your 10% off. And don’t forget you can mix and match and buy several of our spice blends together for additional discounts!
- buy any 1-3 spices for $7.19 each
- buy any 4-6 spices for $6.29 each
- buy any 7 spices or more for $5.39 each