Description

Have you ever wondered “Why the hell did I agree to host Thanksgiving dinner this year?” Well, just relax because I am gonna help your sorry ass out. When I am done with you, all you will have to do is Carve the Turkey, [email protected]!

In this book, you will find:

• Holiday Planning Guides & Checklists so you’re not a frantic [email protected] the day of your dinner;
• Holiday Cooking Lessons so you can learn how to properly prepare a perfect turkey, ham, rack of lamb, leg of lamb, standing rib roast, duck breast, brisket or pot roast;
• Holiday Menus for most major Holidays so you don’t have to use one tiny little brain cell planning a five-course dinner;
• Over 130 Recipes for salads, soups, main courses, sides & desserts;
• A section dedicated to reusing all of the leftovers the ungrateful [email protected] you call friends and family failed to consume.
• Happy Thanksgiving! Happy New Year! Have a Great Fourth! Happy Birthday! And all that other crap.