Do you know what it says to your family when you open up a can of cream of crap soup, empty it into a casserole dish and throw in some green beans to make the same old boring green bean casserole? It's saying "I care...
So you went ahead and threw some mashed sweet potatoes (or God forbid used the ones in a can), in with some eggs, marshmallows, flour cinnamon and sugar, mixed that sh!t up and put it in a casserole dish. Then baked it and call it a sweet potato...
Here's a crazy idea. How about we NOT screw up Thanksgiving this year? Let's plan everything from when to buy the turkey, to how much booze we are gonna need to ensure that everyone is sufficiently buzzed to tolerate each other, to what to do with...
How many times have you gone into the fridge and seen an empty jar of mayo or mustard? You know, the jar where there are basically streaks up the side left by the last bit@h (usually your husband) who tried to scrape every last molecule...
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Last time we talked to you about how not to screw up your meal's flavor in the first installation of our "Don't Fu@% it Up! Series". Well, this week, in case you didn't learn a damn thing last time, we wanted to give you some...
It’s American Cheese Month and the holidays are upon us! The one time of year that we want… no, we expect… recipes that are made with 1/3 love and 2/3 cheese, cream and butter! I’m not gonna argue, I’m not even gonna put up a...
SEE THE LINKS TO ALL OF OUR THANKSGIVING COOKING LESSONS BELOW. Bit@hes are always asking me why their gravy always sucks worse than a two dollar hooker whose just had her wisdom teeth pulled after breaking her jaw when she fell down running from the cops....
Our "Don't Fu@% it Up" Series is dedicated to helping you prevent common cooking mistakes. In this installment, we talk to you about seasoning. Don't Fu@% up the Seasoning!: The most common way to ruin your meal is not over- or under- cooking it; it's over-...
Throw out the conventional wisdom of the 2 to 1 liquid ratio, and the old fashioned boil and simmer, because unless you’re planning on feeding your rice to the dog to take care of his stomach issues, we all know this will produce an under-cooked,...
