Our Newest Holiday Video If you're choosing to be a lazy bit@h this, year and want to simply open up a can of gravy, or as I like to call it "Horsesh!t in a Can" you might want to check out our NEW & HILARIOUS Video:...
SEE THE LINKS TO ALL OF OUR THANKSGIVING COOKING LESSONS BELOW. Bit@hes are always asking me why their gravy always sucks worse than a two dollar hooker whose just had her wisdom teeth pulled after breaking her jaw when she fell down running from the cops....
Turkey is one of the most popular holiday main dishes. It can be served at any holiday gathering including Thanksgiving, Christmas, Rosh Hashanah, Passover, and Easter. It’s the dish that everyone looks forward to all year long. So, you better learn how to do it...
There are many of you bit@hes who like to serve a beef dish in addition to your turkey. No other dish screams home-cooking or says “welcome to my home, smoke ‘em if you got ‘em” like a pot roast or a brisket. In fact, the...
Lotsa bit@hes like to serve ham for Christmas and Easter. Well, it is a tasty dish, so I can see why. Rest assured, cooking a ham is not overly difficult, so even you can handle it, bit@h. However ,what it does require is a little...
You may decide for some crazy reason, that your guests deserve something more special than the traditional turkey, ham or brisket. In such a case, a great option is either a rack or leg of lamb. It will certainly serve to make your guests feel...
Another special holiday meal is a beautifully roasted leg of lamb. If your family and friends are a lucky bunch of bit@hes, you will go out of your way to make this special dish. There are basically two schools of thought on how to best...
If the friends and the family have been extremely good this year and you want to reward them with the star of meals, then you might consider preparing a standing rib roast (commonly referred to as a prime rib roast). Now, just to clarify, the...
Duck breast can be a real treat for the bit@hes you call friends and family. It’s moist and flavorful meat is sure to please everyone! Now, I know that what you really want to do is feed them and send the bit@hes on their merry...
The best way to avoid mistakes is to 1) make a damn plan and stick to it 2) test the recipes out in advance, and 3) know how to fix your mistakes and have a "plan b". In my new book, Carve The Turkey Bit@hes,...
