Whether it’s a Fourth of July barbecue or Thanksgiving dinner, you won’t have to waste what little brain cells you have creating your menu and planning every aspect of your gathering. It’s all right here for you bit@hes! 

WARNING:  Following our menu advice, cooking our holiday recipes and using our planning checklist will result in a flawless gathering and cause those ungrateful bit@hes you call family and friends to expect that you to host every holiday going forward. We strongly suggest you screw some sh!t up on purpose to prevent this from occurring.

OUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY RECIPES

Don’t Screw Up the Turkey, Bit@hes! Make Sure to Visit our Holiday Cooking Lessons Page Before You Cook All of Your Holiday Favorites!

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HOLIDAY MENUS

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Don’t have a holiday menu yet? Don’t fret, my little bit@h! Whether your family of freeloaders are coming for the Fourth of July or for New Years Eve, we’ve got you covered! And do yourself a favor. Check out our Holiday Cooking Lessons so your main course doesn’t turn out drier than grandma’s nether regions!

HOLIDAY PLANNING GUIDE

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Don’t spend the Holiday running around like a frantic bit@h! Make sure to download our Holiday Planning Guide so no one gets hurt but the Turkey!

HOLIDAY RECIPES

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View All Our Holiday Recipes

Or Narrow Down by a Dish Type, e.g. “Holiday Soup”

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LEFTOVERS

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Did you succeed in making enough food to feed the ungrateful bit@hes you call friends and family for three more holidays? Don’t fret, visit our LEFTOVER RECIPES page so you can make awesome meals they will love to eat again!