Get Your Just Desserts. Right. Damn. Here.

So, you went ahead and made the whole damn holiday meal. The appetizers, the sides, and the feckin’ turkey. You don’t have much energy left and you just want to go out and get a store bought pumpkin pie, right?  WRONG!  here are three easy desserts that you can even make a day ahead and they will be fine.

Pumpkin Cranberry & Pineapple Cheesecake– Get the flavor of the holidays in one feckin’ awesome cheesecake. Best part is most of the ingredients come pre-made or in a can.. just dump, mix, bake and refrigerate!! Recipe Here

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Apple & Sweet Potato Pie– Can’t decide between apple or sweet potato pie? Now you don’t have to. This pie mixes slices of apples & sweet potatoes to give you an amazingly awesome dessert experience. Recipe Here

If you want to go the extra mile, top it with my homemade Pumpkin Apple Ice Cream

 

 

 

 

 

 

Raspberry Kiwi Cheese Tarts– Easy individual desserts that eveyone will love. Just a few ingredients placed into pre-made tart crusts and baked. Recipe Here

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Make Canned Gravy Taste Like Homemade

If you’re choosing to be a lazy bit@h this, year and want to simply open up a can of gravy, or as I like to call it “Horsesh!t in a Can,” you can still make it a star. Check out our NEW & HILARIOUS Video: Get Me In The Kitchen to Make Canned Gravy Taste Like Homemade

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Also, be sure to check out our tips for making the Perfect Gravy Every Damn Time!

SEE OUR OTHER THANKSGIVING COOKING LESSONS BELOW

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OTHER THANKSGIVING COOKING LESSONS:

Thanksgiving Bit@h Cooking Lesson: How to Make the Perfect Turkey

Thanksgiving Bit@h Cooking Lesson: Don’t Fu@% It Up! The 3 Most Common Thanksgiving Mistakes