‘Twas the Night Before Christmas…
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was cooking except for one spouse.
She was not nestled all snug in her bed, she was making the feast the others would shred.
Would they thank her? Praise all the dishes she’d made? No. Of course not! Why in the hell did she slave?
Then on the roof, she heard a slight noise. She knew who it was so she lifted herself up with poise.
Down the chimney St. Nick would squeeze and appear, finally bringing some holiday cheer.
In his bag filled with all of his knicks and his knacks, he delivered the coveted Royal Bit@h Packs!
One for Donner, her uncle, and one for his vixen, the dancer he met at a strip club called “Blitzened”.
There were spices and cookbooks for the saints and the sinners. Now they could all make their own fu@%ing dinner.
Getmeinthekitchen.com is the site. If you want to save Christmas get there tonight.
Our suggested Menu for Every Skill Level– Click the picture or click here to see the menu & links to the recipes. See below for other suggested recipes.
Dinner Entrees-
Dijon Mustard, Brown Sugar & Herb Lamb Recipe (For MegaBit@hes Only)
Balsamic, Apricot & Cumin Reduction for Lamb (For MegaBit@hes Only)
Olive Oil, Lemon & Herb Lamb Recipe
Balsamic Honey Reduction for Lamb
Apricot Dijon Ham Glaze (For MegaBit@hes Only)
Smoky Orange Ham Glaze (For MegaBit@hes Only)
Blueberry Marsala Marinade & Glaze for Duck (For Megabit@hes Only)
Asian Marinade & Glaze for Duck
Dijon Apricot Marinade & Glaze for Duck
Search all of our Holiday Recipes here!
Christmas Soups & Side Dishes
Baked Creamed Spinach & Gruyere Croquettes (For Megabit@hes Only)
Sweet Pea Souffle
Creamy Dijon & Bacon Green Bean Casserole
Two Cheese Scalloped Potatoes with Roasted Red Peppers
Search over 100 holiday side dishes on our Holiday Recipe page
Christmas Desserts
Cranberry Apple Walnut Crumble
Cranberry Pineapple Walnut Crumble
Pumpkin Cranberry Pineapple Cheesecake
Apricot or Raspberry, Chocolate Bread Pudding
Search all of our Holiday Dessert Recipes here.
Let Aunt Sylvia teach you how to make your canned gravy taste homemade in our newest YouTube Video:
GET YOUR VERY OWN ROYAL BIT@H PACK AT THE BIT@H STORE!
Hostess Gifts, Secret Santa & Stocking Stuffers
Make sure to check out all of our Kitchen Bit@hes Gift Packs in the Bit@h Store! Create your own culinary gifts by mixing and matching our gourmet spice blends and cookbooks.
1) Little Bit@h Gift Pack: Choose any 4 products for one low price!
2) Big Bit@h Gift Pack: Choose any 6 products for one low price!
3) Megabit@h Gift Pack: Choose any 8 products for one low price!
4) Royal Bit@h Gift Pack: Choose any 10 products for one low price!
And remember, if you become a MegaBit@h, you get 10% off all of your orders. Always!!!
For more information on our cookbooks and gourmet spice blends, visit the Bit@h Store.