Cranberry sauce is usually an afterthought and half of the time it never even makes it to the damn table because it's been forgotten in the fridge until everyone is done eating. Let's take baby out of the damn corner shall we? Stop treating it like the red...
Our Newest Holiday Video If you're choosing to be a lazy bit@h this, year and want to simply open up a can of gravy, or as I like to call it "Horsesh!t in a Can" you might want to check out our NEW & HILARIOUS Video:...
Do you know what it says to your family when you open up a can of cream of crap soup, empty it into a casserole dish and throw in some green beans to make the same old boring green bean casserole? It's saying "I care...
So you went ahead and threw some mashed sweet potatoes (or God forbid used the ones in a can), in with some eggs, marshmallows, flour cinnamon and sugar, mixed that sh!t up and put it in a casserole dish. Then baked it and call it a sweet potato...
Here's a crazy idea. How about we NOT screw up Thanksgiving this year? Let's plan everything from when to buy the turkey, to how much booze we are gonna need to ensure that everyone is sufficiently buzzed to tolerate each other, to what to do with...
How many times have you gone into the fridge and seen an empty jar of mayo or mustard? You know, the jar where there are basically streaks up the side left by the last bit@h (usually your husband) who tried to scrape every last molecule...
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Last time we talked to you about how not to screw up your meal's flavor in the first installation of our "Don't Fu@% it Up! Series". Well, this week, in case you didn't learn a damn thing last time, we wanted to give you some...
It’s American Cheese Month and the holidays are upon us! The one time of year that we want… no, we expect… recipes that are made with 1/3 love and 2/3 cheese, cream and butter! I’m not gonna argue, I’m not even gonna put up a...
SEE THE LINKS TO ALL OF OUR THANKSGIVING COOKING LESSONS BELOW. Bit@hes are always asking me why their gravy always sucks worse than a two dollar hooker whose just had her wisdom teeth pulled after breaking her jaw when she fell down running from the cops....
