Ladies… It’s Time to Get Your Bit@hes in the Damn Kitchen!

So this bit@h writes me an email the other day. She tells me how her friend introduced her to my masterpiece and went on to say how it would be a perfect gift for her boyfriend. “The bit@h just needs to get his butt in the damn kitchen! I am tired of hearing him whine that he doesn’t know how to cook, and he doesn’t have the time to cook” she said to me. Well, sweety. You are absolutely right.  This is the perfect cookbook for guys who just don’t know what the hell they are doing when it comes to unloading their meat-juice-filled basters onto a nice hot piece of meat or butt of pork.

In fact, this is one of the reasons I wrote the damn thing.  It’s for people that just don’t believe they can get in the kitchen and make a decent meal.  I even went as far as to rate the meals so the dumbasses among us can attempt to create meals, and so those that are more experienced can expand their repertoire. I would say it is the perfect cookbook for guys, men, boys or any male in the species. Plus you get the added avantage of saying… “Hey bit@h.. get your damn butt in the kitchen!”  What more can you ask for.