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THE BEAUTY AND THE BIT@H


Once upon a time there was a beautiful woman named Bella. Her bit@h of a husband would spend all of his free time watching football, eating her delicious food and scratching himself . He never made time to take poor Bella to the various town balls or even out to dinner to one of the town’s many, many McDonalds. She wanted nothing more than her bit@h of a husband to cook her a nice meal and tell her how wonderful she was. Then one day, poor Bella snapped and went bat sh!t crazy.  She started talking to the teapot and dancing with the candlestick. So when Christmas neared, Bella had a great idea! She bought her husband a Royal Bit@h Gift Pack from GetMeInTheKitchen.com.  It was full of amazing spice blends and hilarious cookbooks. She gave it to him on Christmas morning and demanded that the bit@h get in the kitchen and make her an amazing meal. And he did. That night the bit@h turned into a prince, they made sweet fairy tale love, and they lived happily ever after.

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Make sure to check out all of our Kitchen Bit@hes Gift Packs in the Bit@h Store! Create your own culinary gifts by mixing and matching our gourmet spice blends and cookbooks.

1) Little Bit@h Gift Pack: Choose any 4 products for one low price!

2) Big Bit@h Gift Pack: Choose any 6 products for one low price!

3) Megabit@h Gift Pack: Choose any 8 products for one low price!

4) Royal Bit@h Gift Pack: Choose any 10 products for one low price!

And remember, if you become a MegaBit@h, you get 10% off all of your orders. Always!!!

For more information on our cookbooks and gourmet spice blends, visit the Bit@h Store.

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