HANSEL & GRETTLE

Once upon a time, there was a married couple named Hansel & Grettle.  Grettle liked nothing more than to make amazing meals for her beloved Hansel. After a hard days work at the gingerbread factory, Grettle would look forward to coming home and getting on her tablet to find delicious, quick, one-pan wonder recipes on the best food website in all the land, GetMeInTheKitchen.com. The two would eat and laugh and enjoy each other in the biblical sense every night. However all was not marital bliss. For, although she enjoyed all of her recipes and cooking the great meals she found on that AMAZING website, she couldn’t help but notice that while she was in the kitchen, Hansel was watching TV, drinking beer and scratching his big hairy balls. This angered Grettle. In fact one day she decided to withhold her marital privileges… you know of the sexual variety. Then as Christmas neared she had a brilliant idea! Grettle got Hansel a Royal Bit@h Gift Pack from GetMeInTheKitchen.com and told Hansel to make his own damn dinner. While he cooked, she retired to the bedroom, got out her trusty device, ”Woody” and they lived happily ever after.

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