This is a "poor man's crab cake." One night I looked in the fridge and had leftover rice, a couple of cans of tuna and a bag of frozen corn. "What's a bit@h to do with that crap?" I asked myself. Why, Tuna, Rice & Sweet...
Tools you may need: (click picture to buy on Amazon.com) Cheesy Chorizo Breakfast Potatoes Skillet A breakfast or brunch side dish that takes chorizo and potatoes and makes it into pure amazing-ness. All your bit@hes will be screaming for more! 2-3 Russet potatoes1 tsp salt8...
Goat Sperm & Marsala Scalloped Potatoes, Cow Pie & Cauliflower Balls over Creamy Tomato Pasta, Fried Eggplant in a Pig Urine & Garlic Sauce. These recipes typically reserved for the upscale restaurants of LA, Chicago & NY are now available at home! If you haven't experienced...
Tools you may need: Cuisinart 733-30H Chef's Classic Stainless 5-1/2-Quart Saute Pan with Helper Handle and Cover Sweet & Spicy Sloppy Joe Chicken & Vegetables with Lentils Another delicious one-pan wonder great for weeknight meal. Let the flavor of Sloppy Joes permeate this simple Chicken dish. File...
Marsala Parmesan Scalloped Potatoes This amazingly easy and delicious scalloped potato recipe will have your guests bent over and begging to be bit@h slapped! File this one under "Damn, I'm good." 2 tbsp butter3 tbsp flour2 cup chicken broth1 cup Marsala wine1/2 tbsp My Leaning Tower...
Pan Roasted Soy Orange & Honey Salmon over Chinese Vegetables and Potatoes Amazingly easy Salmon that will have everyone asking "can we have fish for dinner? Pretty please!?!?!" Marry amazing Asian flavors to make this dish in under 20 minutes!!! 6-8 4 oz. salmon fillets...
So, you've went ahead and decided to host your holiday meal this year. Before you go ahead and kick yourself for volunteering, we have everything you need right here to make an easy, delicious meal everyone will be raving about. WARNING: Following our menu advice, cooking...
Sloppy Joes over Rice with Spinach and Vegetables Take a childhood classic and adult-ify it! This amazingly easy dinner will have both you and your kids sloppy with satisfaction! File under "Damn, I'm good." olive oil1/2 onion (diced)saltground black pepper4 Roma tomatoes (diced)1 lb ground meat...
Barbecue Chicken & Rice with Vegetables Easy one pan wonder for a weeknight meal! Bring great barbecue flavor to this easy chicken and rice dish. File this one under "Sheeeeeeeiiiit." 1 cup chicken broth1/2 cup barbecue sauce1/4 cup ketchup1 tbsp hot pepper sauce1 pinch saltolive oil1/2...
Mangia! These pasta and Italian dishes are rated "Dumb Ass" on the Kitchen Bit@h scale so even you can make them! Most of them are One-Pan Wonders so they only require, one pan and less than 45 minutes and 35 minutes downtime. Enough time for...
