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THE THREE LITTLE PIGGIES

Once upon a time there were three little piggies. Iggy lived in a straw house because he was lazy and needed to build it fast so he could look at porn on the internet and tug at his curly little tail. Liggy lived in a...

THE BEAUTY AND THE BIT@H

// Once upon a time there was a beautiful woman named Bella. Her bit@h of a husband would spend all of his free time watching football, eating her delicious food and scratching himself . He never made time to take poor Bella to the various...

HANSEL & GRETTLE

// Once upon a time, there was a married couple named Hansel & Grettle.  Grettle liked nothing more than to make amazing meals for her beloved Hansel. After a hard days work at the gingerbread factory, Grettle would look forward to coming home and getting...

LITTLE CHICKEN BIT@H

// Once upon a time, there lived a booze-loving Little Chicken Bit@h.  Poor Little Chicken Bit@h would constantly stumble into the town square slurring crazy sh!t like "The sky is falling!" or "Where the heck is my scotch?" One late-fall day, while out on a bender,...

Hop on the Gravy Train!

When you go ahead and cover up your ruined turkey (cause you didn't follow our 5 tips to Make The Best Damn Turkey Of Your Life here), don't just make the same old boring gravy. Make that sh!t sing with these amazing recipes! Did you...

Up Your Cranberry Sauce Game!

Cranberry sauce is usually an afterthought and half of the time it never even makes it to the damn table because it's been forgotten in the fridge until everyone is done eating. Let's take baby out of the damn corner shall we?  Stop treating it like the red...