Once upon a time there were three little piggies. Iggy lived in a straw house because he was lazy and needed to build it fast so he could look at porn on the internet and tug at his curly little tail. Liggy lived in a...
// Once upon a time there was a beautiful woman named Bella. Her bit@h of a husband would spend all of his free time watching football, eating her delicious food and scratching himself . He never made time to take poor Bella to the various...
// Once upon a time, there was a married couple named Hansel & Grettle. Grettle liked nothing more than to make amazing meals for her beloved Hansel. After a hard days work at the gingerbread factory, Grettle would look forward to coming home and getting...
// Once upon a time, there lived a booze-loving Little Chicken Bit@h. Poor Little Chicken Bit@h would constantly stumble into the town square slurring crazy sh!t like "The sky is falling!" or "Where the heck is my scotch?" One late-fall day, while out on a bender,...
// Once upon a time there was a Little Red-Headed Employee. Every day she would travel over the river and through the woods to the Enchanted Office to visit her co-workers, perform her professional duties and occasionally go out for happy hour, get trashed and...
Don't just talk turkey this Thanksgiving. If you love your family and friends, then you may want to really show them they are more than just adequate by whipping up one of these main courses. All you need to know to make these dishes is right...
So, you went ahead and made the whole damn holiday meal. The appetizers, the sides, and the feckin' turkey. You don't have much energy left and you just want to go out and get a store bought pumpkin pie, right? WRONG! here are three easy desserts...
When you go ahead and cover up your ruined turkey (cause you didn't follow our 5 tips to Make The Best Damn Turkey Of Your Life here), don't just make the same old boring gravy. Make that sh!t sing with these amazing recipes! Did you...
Cranberry sauce is usually an afterthought and half of the time it never even makes it to the damn table because it's been forgotten in the fridge until everyone is done eating. Let's take baby out of the damn corner shall we? Stop treating it like the red...
Our Newest Holiday Video If you're choosing to be a lazy bit@h this, year and want to simply open up a can of gravy, or as I like to call it "Horsesh!t in a Can" you might want to check out our NEW & HILARIOUS Video:...
